OPTIMUS PRIME

OPTIMUS PRIME is officially mine. If we can categorise robots according to strength and looks, OPTIMUS will be in rank 1. If you haven't watch the second TRANSFORMERS movie, you should jump from the cliff and scream, "I'M A LOSER!!!!!"

Okay, just kidding. I watched the movie last week at 1U with my PET'S friends and my god, we were so thrilled about it. OPTIMUS has become a more powerful, charismatic leader and successfully makes me a devoted lover of him. After he combined with JETFIRE's parts and transformed into a brand new PRIME, he was just HOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

SHIA LABEOUF... My latest celebrity crush. In the first movie, he was a bit goofy. Well now... let the pictures paint a thousand words...
OH YEAH.. Shia is so yummy and no matter how bad the war was between Autobots and Decepticons, he survived with scars and blood and yet managed to make me like a normal teenage girl who develops crush with every single male celebrity. Including him:)

Off to watch TRANSFORMERS again this weekend with girlfriends. And another intimate moment with my beloved OPTIMUS

SKINNY

I wonder if it's too late to start my 2009 resolution. The one about cutting down fat and never skip exercise. Yup, that one. I told Fathul that the weighing scale is a monster with huge teeth and evil, wicked smile. Chanting, "fat, fat, fat,...."

As usual, he said I will look good no matter if I look like a sumo wrestler or Twiggy during her years.

Anorexia is me or will be me. But, I'm facing an opportunity cost. Focus on my resolution, read the nutritional value and content at the back of the potato chips that I just bought and give it to my brother if it's too fattening..or..don't think about the baby cheek that I have and still presume with my unhealthy diet.

This is the part where I hate to be born as a girl. We think too much about weight!! Feels like having a checklist of how many times do I think about weight today and there this little helper who counts and writes it on BUKU 3 LIMA.

Do I get any punishment for being absolutely paranoia about WEIGHT?

Twiggy... Super small-sized model

OH

I have finished 'the' first draft of World Literature. I'm good. Majin said "serius hebat". Yard wrote "WOOOOHHHHHHOHOOHH" or something like that.

Now, let's get it done dear Econs IA.

Syazana, post ini tidak berniat untuk menyakitkan hati kamu

DUMB

Tolong jadi seorang warganegara yang ada moral dan otak dengan membenarkan ambulan dan kereta bomba dan polis lalu kerana..

mereka ada kerja nak buat dan itu adalah kecemasan.

FAHAM??!!!

ROJAK

Depan's voice. Rosne's emo expression. Afif's sick jokes.

Let's play 'teka-teki'... If you're a true EO8Fian, you'll know the answers.

1. Subjek apakah yang paling banyak lawak 'racist' dikeluarkan?

2. Naim ada hari istimewa di mana kehadirannya akan ditanda 'O'. Hari apakah?

3. Afif ada satu masalah. Selalu terjadi dekat makmal kimia (kebetulan dia rakan makmal saya). Dalam kelas pun sama. Malh, lebih teruk waktu peperiksaan Fizik. Apakah masalah sebenar Afif?

4. Ketibaannya ditunggu penuh debaran. Siap atau tak semua orang takut dengan dia. Siapakah 'dia'?

5. Dulu-dulu, Afif dan Kasyur selalu kenakan seseorang yang duduk dekat belakang sama dengan saya dan Syazana. Sekarang, Yard pula yang suka kacau. Siapakah mangsa tersebut>

Hehe...silalah jawab...

JIJIK!!!!

Bahasa Melayu

Benda, binatang sebenarnya, amat menakutkan saya sejak kecil disebabkan insiden binatang ini pernah masuk seluar saya waktu kecil umur 8 tahun. Saya menjerit macam nak hilang suara, tekak bergetar frekuensi 200 (number of oscillations in 1 sec dear my engine friends). Menjerit - jerit macam menang loteri 4D 1 juta.

TAPI, binatang kecil sahaja, serangga berkaki 6 yang ada sesungut dan bernafas ikut abdomen. Jijik sungguh bintang itu.

Boleh teka?

Apa?!
Rama - rama?
.......
SALAH

Belalang?
........
TAK JIJIK PUN

Mentadak?
..............
Menakutkan tapi BERANI TEPIS KALAU ADA

Jawapannya...
LIPAS!!!

Serius menakutkan!! Tengoklah badan, warna, bentuk makhluk itu. Saya lebih rela buat 'bungee-jumping' dari duduk 1 bilik dengan binatang itu. Dan hari ini, lebih tepat, malam ini, aksi yang binatang itu lakukan telah menambah tahap kejijikan saya tehadap mereka.

Kisahnya,
Melangkah ke bilik air untuk gosok gigi dan ambil wuduk sebab nak tidur. Saya toleh kiri dan kanan untuk pastikan makhluk itu tiada. Selepas mengesahkan ketiadaan mereka, saya dengan penuh yakin mengangkat kaki dan melihat ke hadapan. Perkataan pertama yang saya sebut ialah,"FUCK". Betul, tanpa tanda seruan takut seisi rumah terkejut.

Makhluk tersebut, jantan dan betina sedang melakukan proses kelangsungan hidup. Ya, mengawan. Tulis ini sahaja sudah cukup meremangkan dan menjijikkan.

Jikalau anda ubat supaya tak jijik dekat makhluk ini, (lipas) tolong beritahu saya.
Jasamu akan dikenang (kelip-kelip mata)

EYES

Oh listen people...

I, Sarah 'Ainaa, have perfect vision......(1,2,3....NOT)

My eyesight is getting poor. Feeling very old. Come on, I have been taking care of my precious eyes since the day I know their function. And my name ,'Ainaa, means mata kami. I don't know what does that means but clearly it has something to do with eyes.

But, dearest friends, I DON'T WANT TO WEAR SPECTACLES. Because... Honestly, I look like a grandma trying to finish her weekend corsage and planning to give it to her sweet granddaughter so she can wear it during summer camp.

Hmm... Losing sight, short-term memory loss, holding handphone while searching for it and cursing the person who accidentally took it. Is it just me or am I getting old?



ARRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kawan - kawan(merujuk kepada anda syazana,irma dan dayana)

~Andai ditakdirkan saya rabun dan kena pakai cermin mata, temanilah saya pergi buat 1 supaya dapat melihat~