PENNY

Something weird happened to me.

SALE.

BUT

WENT HOME

WITH NOTHING IN MY HANDS..

I should see the doctor and prescribe some progesterone hormones beacause I feel like losing my feminity.

LADIES

Next week....JENG JENG!!!

LADIES NIGHT!!

Temanya: FANTASI yang nakal atau baik
Tempatnya: DEWAN BESAR KMB
Jemputan: Warga pelajar KMB yang mempunyai kromosom XX sahaja.

Setelah penat berfikir dan menggoogle gambar-gambar fantasi dan kostum, akhirnya saya decide nk jadi hippies. Mak cakap pakai skirt, saya kata nak pakai seluar. Mak kata perlu pakai boots, saya jawab,"selipar sudey". Kadangkala, fashion taste mak saya selari dengan pemikiran saya. Tapi saya masih berpegang teguh dengan pendirian nak pakai seluar dan selipar.

Maka, semalam pergi JUSCO sebab dekat dan tengah sale. Mak bayar semua macam biasa. Malangnya, kecuaian dan kealpaan saya menyebabkan RM50 lesap dari pandangan. Kesannya, saya DAH TAKUT nak pergi cashier!!

Ini mungkin titik permulaan untuk menjadi insan yanga lebih baik...dengan mengurangkan kadar pergi berbelanja. Namun, ibarat kata RAMO, "kita adalah penyumbang ekonomi negara. GDP negara pun naik sebab kita asyik shopping". Habis tu, saya ini dah tak jadi penyumbang ekonomi negara ke??

NICE

Forgive me for being too lazy. A wi-fi class with 16 degrees temperature doesn't improve my laziness to update my beloved blog. After a while, I guess it's time to write something.

Last Monday, the seniors received their IB results. Some pulled it through, others just failed to do so. Surprisingly, 1 just wasted the 2 years of living in a such-prison-like college and ended up with nothing but tiredness and symptoms of mental breakdown. That'll be me IF I spent my precious 2 years of doing IB and do not receive anything, ANYTHING, not even a diploma from IBO. Such.A.Total.Waste

The pressure is building on my brain and shoulders. Teachers are expecting me to get as excellent as Fathul. 45......(shit)

Transformers is all over my head now. Optimus' majestic voice, Bumblebees's hot yellow Camaro body, the cute face of Shia and the freaking, melting hot MEGAN FOX. I feel like a lesbian everytime I think of her. I wish I could trade my body with hers.. just for a day and I'll be asking nothing for the rest of my short life:)

LAME

EVERYBODY IS JEALOUS WITH ME!!

I WANT MY PICTURE OF OPTIMUS PRIME DAMN IT!!!!!

OPTIMUS PRIME

OPTIMUS PRIME is officially mine. If we can categorise robots according to strength and looks, OPTIMUS will be in rank 1. If you haven't watch the second TRANSFORMERS movie, you should jump from the cliff and scream, "I'M A LOSER!!!!!"

Okay, just kidding. I watched the movie last week at 1U with my PET'S friends and my god, we were so thrilled about it. OPTIMUS has become a more powerful, charismatic leader and successfully makes me a devoted lover of him. After he combined with JETFIRE's parts and transformed into a brand new PRIME, he was just HOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

SHIA LABEOUF... My latest celebrity crush. In the first movie, he was a bit goofy. Well now... let the pictures paint a thousand words...
OH YEAH.. Shia is so yummy and no matter how bad the war was between Autobots and Decepticons, he survived with scars and blood and yet managed to make me like a normal teenage girl who develops crush with every single male celebrity. Including him:)

Off to watch TRANSFORMERS again this weekend with girlfriends. And another intimate moment with my beloved OPTIMUS

SKINNY

I wonder if it's too late to start my 2009 resolution. The one about cutting down fat and never skip exercise. Yup, that one. I told Fathul that the weighing scale is a monster with huge teeth and evil, wicked smile. Chanting, "fat, fat, fat,...."

As usual, he said I will look good no matter if I look like a sumo wrestler or Twiggy during her years.

Anorexia is me or will be me. But, I'm facing an opportunity cost. Focus on my resolution, read the nutritional value and content at the back of the potato chips that I just bought and give it to my brother if it's too fattening..or..don't think about the baby cheek that I have and still presume with my unhealthy diet.

This is the part where I hate to be born as a girl. We think too much about weight!! Feels like having a checklist of how many times do I think about weight today and there this little helper who counts and writes it on BUKU 3 LIMA.

Do I get any punishment for being absolutely paranoia about WEIGHT?

Twiggy... Super small-sized model

OH

I have finished 'the' first draft of World Literature. I'm good. Majin said "serius hebat". Yard wrote "WOOOOHHHHHHOHOOHH" or something like that.

Now, let's get it done dear Econs IA.

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