mereka ada kerja nak buat dan itu adalah kecemasan.
FAHAM??!!!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
DUMB
Tolong jadi seorang warganegara yang ada moral dan otak dengan membenarkan ambulan dan kereta bomba dan polis lalu kerana..
mereka ada kerja nak buat dan itu adalah kecemasan.
mereka ada kerja nak buat dan itu adalah kecemasan.
Friday, May 29, 2009
ROJAK
Depan's voice. Rosne's emo expression. Afif's sick jokes.
Let's play 'teka-teki'... If you're a true EO8Fian, you'll know the answers.
1. Subjek apakah yang paling banyak lawak 'racist' dikeluarkan?
2. Naim ada hari istimewa di mana kehadirannya akan ditanda 'O'. Hari apakah?
3. Afif ada satu masalah. Selalu terjadi dekat makmal kimia (kebetulan dia rakan makmal saya). Dalam kelas pun sama. Malh, lebih teruk waktu peperiksaan Fizik. Apakah masalah sebenar Afif?
4. Ketibaannya ditunggu penuh debaran. Siap atau tak semua orang takut dengan dia. Siapakah 'dia'?
5. Dulu-dulu, Afif dan Kasyur selalu kenakan seseorang yang duduk dekat belakang sama dengan saya dan Syazana. Sekarang, Yard pula yang suka kacau. Siapakah mangsa tersebut>
Hehe...silalah jawab...
Let's play 'teka-teki'... If you're a true EO8Fian, you'll know the answers.
1. Subjek apakah yang paling banyak lawak 'racist' dikeluarkan?
2. Naim ada hari istimewa di mana kehadirannya akan ditanda 'O'. Hari apakah?
3. Afif ada satu masalah. Selalu terjadi dekat makmal kimia (kebetulan dia rakan makmal saya). Dalam kelas pun sama. Malh, lebih teruk waktu peperiksaan Fizik. Apakah masalah sebenar Afif?
4. Ketibaannya ditunggu penuh debaran. Siap atau tak semua orang takut dengan dia. Siapakah 'dia'?
5. Dulu-dulu, Afif dan Kasyur selalu kenakan seseorang yang duduk dekat belakang sama dengan saya dan Syazana. Sekarang, Yard pula yang suka kacau. Siapakah mangsa tersebut>
Hehe...silalah jawab...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
JIJIK!!!!
Bahasa Melayu
Benda, binatang sebenarnya, amat menakutkan saya sejak kecil disebabkan insiden binatang ini pernah masuk seluar saya waktu kecil umur 8 tahun. Saya menjerit macam nak hilang suara, tekak bergetar frekuensi 200 (number of oscillations in 1 sec dear my engine friends). Menjerit - jerit macam menang loteri 4D 1 juta.
TAPI, binatang kecil sahaja, serangga berkaki 6 yang ada sesungut dan bernafas ikut abdomen. Jijik sungguh bintang itu.
Boleh teka?
Apa?!
Rama - rama?
.......
SALAH
Belalang?
........
TAK JIJIK PUN
Mentadak?
..............
Menakutkan tapi BERANI TEPIS KALAU ADA
Jawapannya...
LIPAS!!!
Serius menakutkan!! Tengoklah badan, warna, bentuk makhluk itu. Saya lebih rela buat 'bungee-jumping' dari duduk 1 bilik dengan binatang itu. Dan hari ini, lebih tepat, malam ini, aksi yang binatang itu lakukan telah menambah tahap kejijikan saya tehadap mereka.
Kisahnya,
Melangkah ke bilik air untuk gosok gigi dan ambil wuduk sebab nak tidur. Saya toleh kiri dan kanan untuk pastikan makhluk itu tiada. Selepas mengesahkan ketiadaan mereka, saya dengan penuh yakin mengangkat kaki dan melihat ke hadapan. Perkataan pertama yang saya sebut ialah,"FUCK". Betul, tanpa tanda seruan takut seisi rumah terkejut.
Makhluk tersebut, jantan dan betina sedang melakukan proses kelangsungan hidup. Ya, mengawan. Tulis ini sahaja sudah cukup meremangkan dan menjijikkan.
Jikalau anda ubat supaya tak jijik dekat makhluk ini, (lipas) tolong beritahu saya.
Jasamu akan dikenang (kelip-kelip mata)
Benda, binatang sebenarnya, amat menakutkan saya sejak kecil disebabkan insiden binatang ini pernah masuk seluar saya waktu kecil umur 8 tahun. Saya menjerit macam nak hilang suara, tekak bergetar frekuensi 200 (number of oscillations in 1 sec dear my engine friends). Menjerit - jerit macam menang loteri 4D 1 juta.
TAPI, binatang kecil sahaja, serangga berkaki 6 yang ada sesungut dan bernafas ikut abdomen. Jijik sungguh bintang itu.
Boleh teka?
Apa?!
Rama - rama?
.......
SALAH
Belalang?
........
TAK JIJIK PUN
Mentadak?
..............
Menakutkan tapi BERANI TEPIS KALAU ADA
Jawapannya...
LIPAS!!!
Serius menakutkan!! Tengoklah badan, warna, bentuk makhluk itu. Saya lebih rela buat 'bungee-jumping' dari duduk 1 bilik dengan binatang itu. Dan hari ini, lebih tepat, malam ini, aksi yang binatang itu lakukan telah menambah tahap kejijikan saya tehadap mereka.
Kisahnya,
Melangkah ke bilik air untuk gosok gigi dan ambil wuduk sebab nak tidur. Saya toleh kiri dan kanan untuk pastikan makhluk itu tiada. Selepas mengesahkan ketiadaan mereka, saya dengan penuh yakin mengangkat kaki dan melihat ke hadapan. Perkataan pertama yang saya sebut ialah,"FUCK". Betul, tanpa tanda seruan takut seisi rumah terkejut.
Makhluk tersebut, jantan dan betina sedang melakukan proses kelangsungan hidup. Ya, mengawan. Tulis ini sahaja sudah cukup meremangkan dan menjijikkan.
Jikalau anda ubat supaya tak jijik dekat makhluk ini, (lipas) tolong beritahu saya.
Jasamu akan dikenang (kelip-kelip mata)
EYES
Oh listen people...
I, Sarah 'Ainaa, have perfect vision......(1,2,3....NOT)
My eyesight is getting poor. Feeling very old. Come on, I have been taking care of my precious eyes since the day I know their function. And my name ,'Ainaa, means mata kami. I don't know what does that means but clearly it has something to do with eyes.
But, dearest friends, I DON'T WANT TO WEAR SPECTACLES. Because... Honestly, I look like a grandma trying to finish her weekend corsage and planning to give it to her sweet granddaughter so she can wear it during summer camp.
Hmm... Losing sight, short-term memory loss, holding handphone while searching for it and cursing the person who accidentally took it. Is it just me or am I getting old?
ARRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kawan - kawan(merujuk kepada anda syazana,irma dan dayana)
~Andai ditakdirkan saya rabun dan kena pakai cermin mata, temanilah saya pergi buat 1 supaya dapat melihat~
I, Sarah 'Ainaa, have perfect vision......(1,2,3....NOT)
My eyesight is getting poor. Feeling very old. Come on, I have been taking care of my precious eyes since the day I know their function. And my name ,'Ainaa, means mata kami. I don't know what does that means but clearly it has something to do with eyes.
But, dearest friends, I DON'T WANT TO WEAR SPECTACLES. Because... Honestly, I look like a grandma trying to finish her weekend corsage and planning to give it to her sweet granddaughter so she can wear it during summer camp.
Hmm... Losing sight, short-term memory loss, holding handphone while searching for it and cursing the person who accidentally took it. Is it just me or am I getting old?
ARRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kawan - kawan(merujuk kepada anda syazana,irma dan dayana)
~Andai ditakdirkan saya rabun dan kena pakai cermin mata, temanilah saya pergi buat 1 supaya dapat melihat~
Monday, May 25, 2009
YIHAAA....
Tagged by Syazana..
1. How old are you?
18 years, 5 months and 15 days
2. Are you single?
NO.... damn you
3. At what age do you think you'll get married?
After completing degree or before I turn 30.
4. Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
Hopefully(with a smile)
5. If not, who do you want to marry?
Sir Richard Branson or Prince William.
6. Who will be your bridesmaid or bestman?
Do I need one?
FYI, I'm not going to have an altar and 'bersanding' and 'tepung tawar'.
7. Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
Traditional mix with garden wedding.
8. Where do you want to go for honeymoon?
Somewhere private. I don't mind if it's just my bedroom BUT I'll chase you away if you are so 'kind-hearted' to pay me a visit.
9. How many guest do you think you'll invite?
Family, friends... I don't know the exact figure.
10. Will that include you exes?
Hell,yes.
11. How many layers of cake do you want?
Pulut kuning sudey...
12. When do you want to get married?
After Subuh, before the next Subuh.
13. Name the song/tune you would like to play at your wedding
'Selamat Pengantin Baru' by Saloma. I know...old- fashioned.
14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon/fork/knife?
Nasi bungkus. A good daughter would obey her father's words.
15. Champagne or red wine?
Pull tea or teh tarik.
16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
RIGHT AFTER BABY!!!!
17. Money or household items?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
18. How many kids would you like to have?
4, at most.
1. How old are you?
18 years, 5 months and 15 days
2. Are you single?
NO.... damn you
3. At what age do you think you'll get married?
After completing degree or before I turn 30.
4. Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
Hopefully(with a smile)
5. If not, who do you want to marry?
Sir Richard Branson or Prince William.
6. Who will be your bridesmaid or bestman?
Do I need one?
FYI, I'm not going to have an altar and 'bersanding' and 'tepung tawar'.
7. Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
Traditional mix with garden wedding.
8. Where do you want to go for honeymoon?
Somewhere private. I don't mind if it's just my bedroom BUT I'll chase you away if you are so 'kind-hearted' to pay me a visit.
9. How many guest do you think you'll invite?
Family, friends... I don't know the exact figure.
10. Will that include you exes?
Hell,yes.
11. How many layers of cake do you want?
Pulut kuning sudey...
12. When do you want to get married?
After Subuh, before the next Subuh.
13. Name the song/tune you would like to play at your wedding
'Selamat Pengantin Baru' by Saloma. I know...old- fashioned.
14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon/fork/knife?
Nasi bungkus. A good daughter would obey her father's words.
15. Champagne or red wine?
Pull tea or teh tarik.
16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
RIGHT AFTER BABY!!!!
17. Money or household items?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
18. How many kids would you like to have?
4, at most.
19. Will you record your honeymoon on DVD and CD?
Yes.
20. I want to know their wedding plan.
-Afif
-Cherry
-Mawi
-Manul
-Sapa2 pun bulih
Sunday, May 24, 2009
ADOILA
Bahasa Melayu
Setelah hampir 4 hari di rumah, internet amatlah tidak memberangsangkan...serius..... duduk dekat ceruk mana pun di dalam rumah masih tiada perubahan.
Adakah KMB*** lebih bagus talian internetnya dari kawasan pinggir bandar yang lengakap kemudahannya tanpa sekilas pemndangan kelapa sawit?
Saya amat bengang.
Balik rumah ingat semuanya indah..rupanya tidak
Sebab itu blog saya tidak di'update' untuk agak lama.
Dan semalam saya mengalami satu penyakit yang digelar cirit birit.
Sebab: makan ketam masak cili selepas makan pulut dengan durian.
Perjalanan balik dari Sungai Buloh ke Selayang amat memeritkan. 20 minit paling menyakitkan dan pedih sekali azabnya. Baunya...Jangan cuba sekali anda bayangkan.
Pengajaran: JANGAN MAKAN DURIAN DENGAN KETAM... HORROR
Setelah hampir 4 hari di rumah, internet amatlah tidak memberangsangkan...serius..... duduk dekat ceruk mana pun di dalam rumah masih tiada perubahan.
Adakah KMB*** lebih bagus talian internetnya dari kawasan pinggir bandar yang lengakap kemudahannya tanpa sekilas pemndangan kelapa sawit?
Saya amat bengang.
Balik rumah ingat semuanya indah..rupanya tidak
Sebab itu blog saya tidak di'update' untuk agak lama.
Dan semalam saya mengalami satu penyakit yang digelar cirit birit.
Sebab: makan ketam masak cili selepas makan pulut dengan durian.
Perjalanan balik dari Sungai Buloh ke Selayang amat memeritkan. 20 minit paling menyakitkan dan pedih sekali azabnya. Baunya...Jangan cuba sekali anda bayangkan.
Pengajaran: JANGAN MAKAN DURIAN DENGAN KETAM... HORROR
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
PHYSICS
The final leg of the run
Here is the list of 'incidents' that took place during sem 2 exam
1. Econs was pretty good. As usual, i put down my pen a second BEFORE the Ikram collected my papers. See, I don't obey instructions.
2. Stats. Oh, what else can I say... It will NOT help to improve my grades
3. Math. My brain exploded.
4. Physics. A serene subject. Not that much fuss.
Hohohoho.. 3 more to go!!
Here is the list of 'incidents' that took place during sem 2 exam
1. Econs was pretty good. As usual, i put down my pen a second BEFORE the Ikram collected my papers. See, I don't obey instructions.
2. Stats. Oh, what else can I say... It will NOT help to improve my grades
3. Math. My brain exploded.
4. Physics. A serene subject. Not that much fuss.
Hohohoho.. 3 more to go!!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
LEVEL
Pimples, acne, apa lagi selepas ini??!!
Kadang - kadang tahap stress boleh mencecah limit yang ditetapkan. Sampai rasa nak jerit putus anak tekak, lompat - lompat atas katil, makan biskut coklat cip banyak - banyak, teguk nescafe latte, ais dan original bertin - tin, gelak - gelak pasal apa sahaja benda yang BOLEH jadi lawak.
Oh IB, kehadiranmu memberikan impak yang mendalam terhadap kesihatan, kecantikan dan secara total...KEHIDUPANKU
Kadang - kadang tahap stress boleh mencecah limit yang ditetapkan. Sampai rasa nak jerit putus anak tekak, lompat - lompat atas katil, makan biskut coklat cip banyak - banyak, teguk nescafe latte, ais dan original bertin - tin, gelak - gelak pasal apa sahaja benda yang BOLEH jadi lawak.
Oh IB, kehadiranmu memberikan impak yang mendalam terhadap kesihatan, kecantikan dan secara total...KEHIDUPANKU
Saturday, May 2, 2009
LUNCH
Lunch, dinner - skip
Breakfast - breads, nescafe
Supper - depends on the menu
Time interval between meals - junk foods, crackers, raisins
Drinks - mineral water, nescafe
I'm not eating healthy. I'm not taking dinner since last semester, only at home. I drink nescafe almost every morning and call me 'caffeine- addicted lady'. I'm a girlfriend to future doctor and I'm not as healthy as I should. (Yeah, my stomach IS grumbling).
My mom would kill me if she knows this.
............
not eating dinner tomorrow unless DS serves chicken.
Breakfast - breads, nescafe
Supper - depends on the menu
Time interval between meals - junk foods, crackers, raisins
Drinks - mineral water, nescafe
I'm not eating healthy. I'm not taking dinner since last semester, only at home. I drink nescafe almost every morning and call me 'caffeine- addicted lady'. I'm a girlfriend to future doctor and I'm not as healthy as I should. (Yeah, my stomach IS grumbling).
My mom would kill me if she knows this.
............
not eating dinner tomorrow unless DS serves chicken.
Friday, May 1, 2009
AIRPORT
I spent a night in KLIA with Syazana and Irma.
Picked up some important guides on 'HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR NIGHT IN A PLACE CALLED AIRPORT'
*specifically women*
1. Always keep CHEWING GUMS in your bag or purse since it can eliminate bad breath after a long night.
2. If you're sleepy, just go to the nearest surau and crash in!
3. Buy a magazine. Times would be ideal.
4. Never ever leave your mp3, mp4 or iPod because this is the time when you really need it.
5. If the surau is too cold, sleep with telekung on you. A good heat insulator I guaranteed.
6. If the cleaner chase you away, just crash into the next surau.
Picked up some important guides on 'HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR NIGHT IN A PLACE CALLED AIRPORT'
*specifically women*
1. Always keep CHEWING GUMS in your bag or purse since it can eliminate bad breath after a long night.
2. If you're sleepy, just go to the nearest surau and crash in!
3. Buy a magazine. Times would be ideal.
4. Never ever leave your mp3, mp4 or iPod because this is the time when you really need it.
5. If the surau is too cold, sleep with telekung on you. A good heat insulator I guaranteed.
6. If the cleaner chase you away, just crash into the next surau.
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