SLOW

Should I have make a new resolution for 2010??


NO!

Life is so good now that I don't need any booster to get through another year of maturity. Plus, I'll be 20 either in US or Canada or London... only if i get 35 and above..

HOPELESS

Saya tidak punya ilmu tentang enjin kereta, minyak hitam dan segalanya mengenai kereta kecuali fakta bahawa JAGUAR adalah kereta terpanas pernah dicipta, BMW harus dimiliki oleh semua wanita berkerjaya, MERCEDES-BENZ untuk orang tua dan bateri untuk HONDA CITY adalah.... ok....

saya lupa.....

perlu belajar tentang kereta lagi.

METABOLISME

Agaknya kalau saya makan tanpa berhenti selama 3 jam, adakah saya akan bertambah berat atau perut saya akan semakin ke depan atau saya akan duduk ibarat Patrick Starfish sedang duduk di sofa pasirnya sambil menonton TV?

Mengikut perkiraan menggunakan ilmu hisab yang dipelajari telah hampir 3 bulan saya tidak bersenam, sama ada berjalan atau bermain bola keranjang. Dan mengakulah bahawa daya kardio saya semakin lemah dan saya semakin tembam. Walaupun ada orang tak kisah bentuk dan berat saya, namun i need to look good for myself. Maka dengan tahun baru semakin hampir dan Awal Muharran baru sahaja berlalu 2 hari yang lalu, maka saya memasang azam yang baru....

Bersenam selama sekurang-kurangnya 30 minit, 3 kali seminggu..

Saya bakal menyaut seruan kerajaan dan saya adalah rakyat yang baik:)

Berilah sokongan kepada saya! HUMPH! (muka bersemangat)

JUMP

After finishing the last paper of SEM 3 exam, i was smiling like Joker, from ear to ear and i believed that people were actually making faces at me. The most excruciating part of doing IB in KMB was not easy and i survived. Well, we survived.

See, i m not a good person nor a bad one. I rarely listen to nasyid and forever stuck with jay sean, cats power, beyonce and chicago. Never a big fan of usrah except the one i m having now because my naqibahs are cool and dont preach about, "kita mesti menjadi wanita yang menolong lelaki....bersopan santun.... dan segala ciri2 wanita yg ayu." Oh i m this ungrateful little creature with nothing in mind except for money and Internet! And why does u, DiGi, have to be the organiser for Ne-Yo's concert? I couldn't get discounts for the tickets AND like a series of unfortunate events, i will not be able to go because it will be held on THURSDAY, a day after school re-opens! Dahlah konsert Beyonce kena tunda....

Blame u Adam Lambert, for making me feel emo-ish.
Seriously, this post doesn't have any links between any of the contents. Shit.

BED

Let's face it. I can never understand quantum physics. Despite having a small TOK session before engrossing myself with this particular branch of physics, i still couldn't get a grip on its concepts and formulae. It took me 2 days to revise it and i still have troubles explaining the whole theories. Physics is cute and if i was going to turn physics into a man, he will be a perfect male with unbiased masculinity,so rational that he can drive me crazy with his wisdom. Perhaps he can be my Edward Cullen.

Men are hot if they attempt to learn and understand Physics. May GOD bless the engineering students. But doctors are still my favorite eye candy.

SEEDS

Oh please............................................................................

You have been filling up all the empty spaces in the DS, library, concourse, cafe, and even the hallway. Oh why are you here in a big group with annoying attitudes? You are no better than anyone else. Oh please, this place is getting crowded. And I see more of YOU everywhere, even in the toilet. Don't wear your smiles and pretending that you are naive and sweet and sugary nice. You are evil. This is place is already a hell. Why do you have to make things even worse by adding your presence even in the tiny KOOP? And when you screwed your math test, getting 10/100 you cried like tomorrow will be the judgement day. Everyone fails math. And now you will be taking MATH SL??? If this words are true, then I shall call you (plural) sissy...

Terima kasih syazana dan irma atas nyanyian dan hula dance semalam.

SEEDS

OUT

Thanks to Perez Hilton, I found a new female singer with a stage name, Cat Power. Practically in love with all songs that she wrote and composed. As a matter of fact, one of her song is used as Juno OST. Very minimalist, more or less, she sounds like Yuna. Just as a reminder, me not a keen fan of her. The setback, she is not that pretty, maybe cute, but a simple girl with dark hair and wears nothing but jeans, faded shirts and a pair of sneakers. Its the voice and the music that make me longing for more of Cat Power.

Sea of Love is officially in my wedding track list.

ZERO

UK FAIR will be held this weekend at KLCC. Mind if i tag along??

The placement result for non-medic students is pasted on the Counseling Unit Board. I spotted a name....

AFIF SANI

Don't tell me anything or predict my future for the next 5 years if I'm going to stuck with him in Canada. Might be bumping into each other during RAYA, or summer break, or taking the same flight back to Malaysia. Guess if you were once a MRSM Langkawi student, the probability of seeing familiar or too familiar faces is equivalent to 1. Proofs:

1) EO8F has 6 Langkawi students

2) Marni (roommate) is from Langkawi.

3) My boyfriend IS also from Langkawi.



ps: sarah sayang afif.. jom pi toronto sama2
:)

GLAMOUR

I need a doctor, ASAP, because i'm having some mood disorders and lack of femininity for the past few months. Honestly speaking, my hormones are acting weird, feels like they are controlling my brain and not the other way around. If my Biology lessons served me well, my progesterone is not doing me any good with my skin and my body. Pimples are growing, and i'm so very much tired of feeling the bumpiness and ugliness of my face. But, i'm still thankful to GOD.

Get a new haircut, for RM15, my baby likes it a lot. A good long-term investment. The creator of Skype, i would like to express my warmest gratitude for creating it.

Oh and i need your help. For my birthday, i have been given with 2 options; receiving my birthday present via courier or wait until the buyer/sender returns home in 5 to 6 months with the present. Please tell me your choice.

:)

MARI

Kebelakangan ini semua orang miskin. Termasuk saya. Sebabnya, beli tiket Beyonce yang akhirnya ditunda ke tarikh yang tak diketahui. Tinggal beberapa ringgit di dalam dompet, bermaksud pulang ke rumah adalah wajib untuk menambah jumlah MYR.

Kalau anda tiada duit, masih boleh bersuka ria dengan tengok movie di komputer riba atau baca balik novel yang anda telah khatam 3 bulan yang lalu, jadikan hari anda menarik.

Juga masih boleh lepak di Andalus walaupun tinggal sepuluh ringgit. Pengalaman itu indah juga sengal:)

MAKAN

Regular customers of KFC (KMB Food Court)

1. Dayana Alya

2. Syazana Omar

3. Irma Izatty

4. Sarah ' Ainaa

We contribute to the economic growth and income per head of the cooks, waitress and dishwashers.

MATH

Cikgu Siti adalah ketua jabatan Matematik di KMB. Beliau kecil orangnya, memakai kaca mata 'old school', hanya perlu membawa buku 'handbook' Math dan beberapa batang alat tulis untuk mengajar kelas paling semak dalam dunia, E08F.

Hari ini Cikgu Siti buat lawak. Sebenarnya, tidak ramai yang tahu keupayaan Cikgu Siti untuk buat orang pecah perut dengan lawak sarkastiknye (bahasa melayu saya agak teruk). Tajuk hari ini vectors. Lepas bagi penjelasan dan contoh sepantas kilat, Cikgu Siti menyuruh kami menjawab soalan.

"Depan, what's the angle?"

"90"

"90? What 90? 90 lembu??"

Lawak yang agak setaraf dengan lawak perkauman Azeem dan Naim terhadap Depan.

Seterusnya,

"Ha Aizat apa yang kamu buat tu? Tak dapat ke? Tula tak habis gelabah sana, gelabah sini!"

Cikgu Siti menang besar hari ini.

BEAT

The deadline for Economics IA was today, the latest 5pm. And like the typical engineering students, half of the class was gone. To be precise, they looked themselves in room or library. What were they doing?

IA ECONS peeps....

See, E08F is the best engineering class as far as I concerned.

We skip classes.

We finish homeworks seconds before the teachers walk in.

Our attendance can reach a limit of 10/21

THAT EQUALS TO ...... 47.61905%..

Can you beat that???

FOES

These are the things that you will do with your friends after two weeks of holiday. Bear in mind that at this time around, there are no people around and the rooms are deserted except for three rooms, F12*, F12* and F12*.

1. Pretending that the EE deadline is not going to be extended.

2. Online, laugh at people's comments and photos in Facebook.

3. Chat with another friend of yours that is not there to join you because she has to be maid for two days since her parents have decided to host open house.

4. Prank her using ym.

How to do it??

1. Pretend that you are high because of weeds or anything.

2. Pretend again to be a boy.

3. This 'boy' must chat with your friend to prove 'his' existence.

4. This prank must be done in your room so that your friend will assume the 'boy' is with you.

If you do not understand the instructions, help yourself with a cup of coffee:)

Ps: Thank you IRMA:p

UK

Just came back from KLIA. The first hari raya of my 19th year was a memorable and emotional day.

To Fathul Aizat, be safe in UK. Be a good boy, don't get sick too often, don't go clubbing too much, don't skip our weekly date, and maintain your performance even when abroad.

The most important of all, I LOVE YOU.

MOS

Math handbook, i forgot whether i left in my class or it is stuffed inside my bagpack. I feel the train of thoughts has finally reached its maximum speed. The word came out from my mouth did not make any sense, i had to do simple calculation using GDC (referring to syazana), my fashion sense had turned from 'makcik' to 'nenek'.

I care little about raya. Honestly, i m almost 19 and the amount of green packets i collected last year was 20, ONLY.

This is the part where I hate to be grown up. Childish if I asked mom to make baju kurung out of japanese cotton, or asked my dad to clean the car, get rid of all the junkies inside it so that it will be easier for me to sit coyly while he drives around to my friend's houses. The downside of being an IB atudent is that holiday seems to be a period of people getting emotional.

____________________________________________________________________

Shisha anyone?:)

I promise to save money from now so that I can marry, no, have this beauty as my lover till death do us apart. And if you happen to be generous enough to loan me some money, in the form of MYR, USD, BND, DKK, GBP or EURO please visit me at Facebook or sarahainaa.blogspot.com.

CAUCASIAN

I'm neither nor pious nor knowledge-less about religion. But, I have respect towards my faith, the one that guides me. I know limits and try to bear in mind of the One seeing and observing my actions.

It was embarrassing to see a muslim with full ego smoking during Ramadhan while the clock was ticking past 2pm. If she thought that the highlighted hair, the over-sized shades and the hideous boho dress can blend her with the Caucasian crowds, she was wrong.

Others were not as stupid as you.

GHOST

I don't have the guts to watch ghost or horror movies. This might make me sound like a chicken but please give me a million dollar and tie me to a chair if you want me to watch one.

2 WEEKS

Ignorant.

I thought that Raya break will only start on the 18th.

NO!

It starts on the 11th. And I can be at KLIA to send Fathul.

2 weeks of holiday, Raya in KL, you should experience this at least once in your life. When no neighbours around and the only crowd left is your family, things are sure to get pretty lonely. Heck, this will be the third Raya in the heart of Malaysia. You may think that this is pathetic, heck no.

I love my life, again:)

WASTE

Instead of doing math, I raised my hand for a night out with my old mates. Went shisha.. FREAKING HOLY NICE... (nak beli rumah kat jalan damai)

After 4 inhalations of the charcoals, the world started spinning.

At 12.40am, Malaysians went shopping, this happened at Danau Kota.

PEOPLE, WE STILL HAVE TOMORROW TO SPEND.

My old man waited until I arrived safely.

Mr Toronto said, "u might want to redefine high once u r here"

So far, I love my life:)

CHANGE

There are times when everything is fine before a sudden turmoil turns life upside down. You can cry as much as you want but things will not change unless you decide to walk out of your misery and open a new chapter of undated events.

Choose between love and family. Lust and necessity. You can have the best of both worlds. Being away is a test. You can cheat but happiness is not in your hand. Pretending will make things worse.

I love you. That's all that matters.

HOLY

The month of holiness. Recharge your iman, may you find Lailatul Qadar.

I only managed to fast for 1 day. Not liking it. It is the excitement fasting with family that I'm losing. Proudly, I cooked curry for the first time. My first dish in 18 years. The kitchen was not on fire, nobody was injured, I was the star.

But, seriously am I such A KID?

Mubeen called me 'kiddo'. Told him, I hate u man. How am I going to adapt with the over-matured world? My 9 years-old neighbour wears make up and pink heels. The last time I wore mascara was 3 weeks ago. It has been months since the last time I endured the pain of wearing heels.

I don't mind being a kid:)

PUKE

It had occurred that I was positively diagnosed with fever and cough.

Having to go back, my parents rushed as soon as they received the news.

The series of events that took me almost a week to regain my conscious and my balance.

1. 2 days of vomiting and more nausea and more vomiting.

2. 2 days of MASSIVE HEADACHE.

3. 1 day of absolute blurry visions. My neurotransmitter had accustomed to the new sick environment and decided that to replenish all the damaged, dead cells, another week of holiday will be required.

That is the whole purpose of mid sem holiday. (refer to statement 3)

BETTER

Have you ever wondered what is the main purpose of studying in a horrible place and spend your college life with less fun than anyone else?

I do that... a lot.

However, Fathul was grateful for the journey he went through in KMB. After all, he got 45.. He must be thankful for that.

I'm posting this blog while counting the hours left before I throw my luggage, laundry and food into the car.

Miserable again.

That's the reason why I managed to score 100% emo in FB quiz.

OINK

Today = Saturday

Tomorrow = Sunday

Sunday = end of holiday

end of holiday = driving back to KMB

driving back to KMB = HELLO HELL....!!

HELLO HELL.....!! = more math tutorial, more lab reports, more IA's, more assignments

My college life is leading to an uncharted path. I cannot see the light at the end of my 2 years in KMB. shit.....

BIG ASS

Oh well another day of laziness and procrastination. My EE survey is in a red file, photostated 3o copies and feel like distributing those precious papers to my old teachers. Texted Heni yesterday. Told her......

HENI... WE MUST GO TO MTV WORLD STAGE!!

Heni replied

YES!! WE MUST!! HOW ABOUT THE PASS??

............. silence............

I DON'T KNOW.... BUT WE VE TO FIGURE OUT SoMETHING... THIS IS A MUST, PROBABLY ONCE IN A LIFETIME!!

i feel like a loser for not participating in the early period of MTV World Stage phenomenon

ROUTINE

Woke up at 11am, thank you baby for the wake up call, stomach grumbled, went downstairs, nothing on the table.

Waited for lunch.

Dad returned home with 2 nasi bungkus, for me and Adam. Ate like a pig. Threw the leftover to Robin, a stray cat which has adopted my house as his.

Switched on the laptop, stuck in front of the screen for the next 6 hours.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET 45 IF I STILL THINK IB IS A PIECE OF SHIT??

26

26 things you have to know about me

A - ahuyy.. my pen pal's nickname. afif's initial too..

B - basketball is the only sport i'm good at

C - CAT IS SEXY!!

D - dice reminds me of my watch

E - elephant poops are huge..

F - FATHUL AIZAT IS MY LOVER

G - grinding. working on it..

H - home is my favourite place

I - Indian blood. Yup.. right inside me

J - JUNO. Love that movie

K - KMBABIB

L - LOVE.. feeling it

M - modesty is me:)

N - numb when i'm sick

O - oreo is sweet. too sweet

P - public humiliation. been there, done that

Q - Queen Elizabeth is an old with a weird fashion sense woman

R - repetition is not my habit

S - S is definitely my initial. Serena van derWoodsen took mine

T - temporarily quarantine

U - ugly duckling is a sad story.

V - violin and I are like a beautiful dream and the moment you wake up.....POOOFFFF

W - whispering to fathul and makes him wanting for more

X - XAVIER. that prof in X-Men

Y - yell and feel happy:)

Z - zipper. i have a bad memory clouding my relationship with it

PENNY

Something weird happened to me.

SALE.

BUT

WENT HOME

WITH NOTHING IN MY HANDS..

I should see the doctor and prescribe some progesterone hormones beacause I feel like losing my feminity.

LADIES

Next week....JENG JENG!!!

LADIES NIGHT!!

Temanya: FANTASI yang nakal atau baik
Tempatnya: DEWAN BESAR KMB
Jemputan: Warga pelajar KMB yang mempunyai kromosom XX sahaja.

Setelah penat berfikir dan menggoogle gambar-gambar fantasi dan kostum, akhirnya saya decide nk jadi hippies. Mak cakap pakai skirt, saya kata nak pakai seluar. Mak kata perlu pakai boots, saya jawab,"selipar sudey". Kadangkala, fashion taste mak saya selari dengan pemikiran saya. Tapi saya masih berpegang teguh dengan pendirian nak pakai seluar dan selipar.

Maka, semalam pergi JUSCO sebab dekat dan tengah sale. Mak bayar semua macam biasa. Malangnya, kecuaian dan kealpaan saya menyebabkan RM50 lesap dari pandangan. Kesannya, saya DAH TAKUT nak pergi cashier!!

Ini mungkin titik permulaan untuk menjadi insan yanga lebih baik...dengan mengurangkan kadar pergi berbelanja. Namun, ibarat kata RAMO, "kita adalah penyumbang ekonomi negara. GDP negara pun naik sebab kita asyik shopping". Habis tu, saya ini dah tak jadi penyumbang ekonomi negara ke??

NICE

Forgive me for being too lazy. A wi-fi class with 16 degrees temperature doesn't improve my laziness to update my beloved blog. After a while, I guess it's time to write something.

Last Monday, the seniors received their IB results. Some pulled it through, others just failed to do so. Surprisingly, 1 just wasted the 2 years of living in a such-prison-like college and ended up with nothing but tiredness and symptoms of mental breakdown. That'll be me IF I spent my precious 2 years of doing IB and do not receive anything, ANYTHING, not even a diploma from IBO. Such.A.Total.Waste

The pressure is building on my brain and shoulders. Teachers are expecting me to get as excellent as Fathul. 45......(shit)

Transformers is all over my head now. Optimus' majestic voice, Bumblebees's hot yellow Camaro body, the cute face of Shia and the freaking, melting hot MEGAN FOX. I feel like a lesbian everytime I think of her. I wish I could trade my body with hers.. just for a day and I'll be asking nothing for the rest of my short life:)

LAME

EVERYBODY IS JEALOUS WITH ME!!

I WANT MY PICTURE OF OPTIMUS PRIME DAMN IT!!!!!

OPTIMUS PRIME

OPTIMUS PRIME is officially mine. If we can categorise robots according to strength and looks, OPTIMUS will be in rank 1. If you haven't watch the second TRANSFORMERS movie, you should jump from the cliff and scream, "I'M A LOSER!!!!!"

Okay, just kidding. I watched the movie last week at 1U with my PET'S friends and my god, we were so thrilled about it. OPTIMUS has become a more powerful, charismatic leader and successfully makes me a devoted lover of him. After he combined with JETFIRE's parts and transformed into a brand new PRIME, he was just HOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

SHIA LABEOUF... My latest celebrity crush. In the first movie, he was a bit goofy. Well now... let the pictures paint a thousand words...
OH YEAH.. Shia is so yummy and no matter how bad the war was between Autobots and Decepticons, he survived with scars and blood and yet managed to make me like a normal teenage girl who develops crush with every single male celebrity. Including him:)

Off to watch TRANSFORMERS again this weekend with girlfriends. And another intimate moment with my beloved OPTIMUS

SKINNY

I wonder if it's too late to start my 2009 resolution. The one about cutting down fat and never skip exercise. Yup, that one. I told Fathul that the weighing scale is a monster with huge teeth and evil, wicked smile. Chanting, "fat, fat, fat,...."

As usual, he said I will look good no matter if I look like a sumo wrestler or Twiggy during her years.

Anorexia is me or will be me. But, I'm facing an opportunity cost. Focus on my resolution, read the nutritional value and content at the back of the potato chips that I just bought and give it to my brother if it's too fattening..or..don't think about the baby cheek that I have and still presume with my unhealthy diet.

This is the part where I hate to be born as a girl. We think too much about weight!! Feels like having a checklist of how many times do I think about weight today and there this little helper who counts and writes it on BUKU 3 LIMA.

Do I get any punishment for being absolutely paranoia about WEIGHT?

Twiggy... Super small-sized model

OH

I have finished 'the' first draft of World Literature. I'm good. Majin said "serius hebat". Yard wrote "WOOOOHHHHHHOHOOHH" or something like that.

Now, let's get it done dear Econs IA.

Syazana, post ini tidak berniat untuk menyakitkan hati kamu

DUMB

Tolong jadi seorang warganegara yang ada moral dan otak dengan membenarkan ambulan dan kereta bomba dan polis lalu kerana..

mereka ada kerja nak buat dan itu adalah kecemasan.

FAHAM??!!!

ROJAK

Depan's voice. Rosne's emo expression. Afif's sick jokes.

Let's play 'teka-teki'... If you're a true EO8Fian, you'll know the answers.

1. Subjek apakah yang paling banyak lawak 'racist' dikeluarkan?

2. Naim ada hari istimewa di mana kehadirannya akan ditanda 'O'. Hari apakah?

3. Afif ada satu masalah. Selalu terjadi dekat makmal kimia (kebetulan dia rakan makmal saya). Dalam kelas pun sama. Malh, lebih teruk waktu peperiksaan Fizik. Apakah masalah sebenar Afif?

4. Ketibaannya ditunggu penuh debaran. Siap atau tak semua orang takut dengan dia. Siapakah 'dia'?

5. Dulu-dulu, Afif dan Kasyur selalu kenakan seseorang yang duduk dekat belakang sama dengan saya dan Syazana. Sekarang, Yard pula yang suka kacau. Siapakah mangsa tersebut>

Hehe...silalah jawab...

JIJIK!!!!

Bahasa Melayu

Benda, binatang sebenarnya, amat menakutkan saya sejak kecil disebabkan insiden binatang ini pernah masuk seluar saya waktu kecil umur 8 tahun. Saya menjerit macam nak hilang suara, tekak bergetar frekuensi 200 (number of oscillations in 1 sec dear my engine friends). Menjerit - jerit macam menang loteri 4D 1 juta.

TAPI, binatang kecil sahaja, serangga berkaki 6 yang ada sesungut dan bernafas ikut abdomen. Jijik sungguh bintang itu.

Boleh teka?

Apa?!
Rama - rama?
.......
SALAH

Belalang?
........
TAK JIJIK PUN

Mentadak?
..............
Menakutkan tapi BERANI TEPIS KALAU ADA

Jawapannya...
LIPAS!!!

Serius menakutkan!! Tengoklah badan, warna, bentuk makhluk itu. Saya lebih rela buat 'bungee-jumping' dari duduk 1 bilik dengan binatang itu. Dan hari ini, lebih tepat, malam ini, aksi yang binatang itu lakukan telah menambah tahap kejijikan saya tehadap mereka.

Kisahnya,
Melangkah ke bilik air untuk gosok gigi dan ambil wuduk sebab nak tidur. Saya toleh kiri dan kanan untuk pastikan makhluk itu tiada. Selepas mengesahkan ketiadaan mereka, saya dengan penuh yakin mengangkat kaki dan melihat ke hadapan. Perkataan pertama yang saya sebut ialah,"FUCK". Betul, tanpa tanda seruan takut seisi rumah terkejut.

Makhluk tersebut, jantan dan betina sedang melakukan proses kelangsungan hidup. Ya, mengawan. Tulis ini sahaja sudah cukup meremangkan dan menjijikkan.

Jikalau anda ubat supaya tak jijik dekat makhluk ini, (lipas) tolong beritahu saya.
Jasamu akan dikenang (kelip-kelip mata)

EYES

Oh listen people...

I, Sarah 'Ainaa, have perfect vision......(1,2,3....NOT)

My eyesight is getting poor. Feeling very old. Come on, I have been taking care of my precious eyes since the day I know their function. And my name ,'Ainaa, means mata kami. I don't know what does that means but clearly it has something to do with eyes.

But, dearest friends, I DON'T WANT TO WEAR SPECTACLES. Because... Honestly, I look like a grandma trying to finish her weekend corsage and planning to give it to her sweet granddaughter so she can wear it during summer camp.

Hmm... Losing sight, short-term memory loss, holding handphone while searching for it and cursing the person who accidentally took it. Is it just me or am I getting old?



ARRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kawan - kawan(merujuk kepada anda syazana,irma dan dayana)

~Andai ditakdirkan saya rabun dan kena pakai cermin mata, temanilah saya pergi buat 1 supaya dapat melihat~

YIHAAA....

Tagged by Syazana..





1. How old are you?
18 years, 5 months and 15 days

2. Are you single?
NO.... damn you

3. At what age do you think you'll get married?
After completing degree or before I turn 30.

4. Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
Hopefully(with a smile)


5. If not, who do you want to marry?
Sir Richard Branson or Prince William.


6. Who will be your bridesmaid or bestman?
Do I need one?
FYI, I'm not going to have an altar and 'bersanding' and 'tepung tawar'.


7. Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
Traditional mix with garden wedding.

8. Where do you want to go for honeymoon?
Somewhere private. I don't mind if it's just my bedroom BUT I'll chase you away if you are so 'kind-hearted' to pay me a visit.


9. How many guest do you think you'll invite?
Family, friends... I don't know the exact figure.


10. Will that include you exes?
Hell,yes.


11. How many layers of cake do you want?
Pulut kuning sudey...

12. When do you want to get married?
After Subuh, before the next Subuh.


13. Name the song/tune you would like to play at your wedding
'Selamat Pengantin Baru' by Saloma. I know...old- fashioned.


14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon/fork/knife?
Nasi bungkus. A good daughter would obey her father's words.

15. Champagne or red wine?
Pull tea or teh tarik.

16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
RIGHT AFTER BABY!!!!

17. Money or household items?
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

18. How many kids would you like to have?
4, at most.

19. Will you record your honeymoon on DVD and CD?
Yes.

20. I want to know their wedding plan.

-Afif
-Cherry
-Mawi
-Manul
-Sapa2 pun bulih

ADOILA

Bahasa Melayu

Setelah hampir 4 hari di rumah, internet amatlah tidak memberangsangkan...serius..... duduk dekat ceruk mana pun di dalam rumah masih tiada perubahan.

Adakah KMB*** lebih bagus talian internetnya dari kawasan pinggir bandar yang lengakap kemudahannya tanpa sekilas pemndangan kelapa sawit?

Saya amat bengang.

Balik rumah ingat semuanya indah..rupanya tidak

Sebab itu blog saya tidak di'update' untuk agak lama.

Dan semalam saya mengalami satu penyakit yang digelar cirit birit.

Sebab: makan ketam masak cili selepas makan pulut dengan durian.

Perjalanan balik dari Sungai Buloh ke Selayang amat memeritkan. 20 minit paling menyakitkan dan pedih sekali azabnya. Baunya...Jangan cuba sekali anda bayangkan.

Pengajaran: JANGAN MAKAN DURIAN DENGAN KETAM... HORROR

PHYSICS

The final leg of the run

Here is the list of 'incidents' that took place during sem 2 exam

1. Econs was pretty good. As usual, i put down my pen a second BEFORE the Ikram collected my papers. See, I don't obey instructions.

2. Stats. Oh, what else can I say... It will NOT help to improve my grades

3. Math. My brain exploded.

4. Physics. A serene subject. Not that much fuss.

Hohohoho.. 3 more to go!!

PEARL

LEVEL

Pimples, acne, apa lagi selepas ini??!!

Kadang - kadang tahap stress boleh mencecah limit yang ditetapkan. Sampai rasa nak jerit putus anak tekak, lompat - lompat atas katil, makan biskut coklat cip banyak - banyak, teguk nescafe latte, ais dan original bertin - tin, gelak - gelak pasal apa sahaja benda yang BOLEH jadi lawak.

Oh IB, kehadiranmu memberikan impak yang mendalam terhadap kesihatan, kecantikan dan secara total...KEHIDUPANKU

LUNCH

Lunch, dinner - skip

Breakfast - breads, nescafe

Supper - depends on the menu

Time interval between meals - junk foods, crackers, raisins

Drinks - mineral water, nescafe

I'm not eating healthy. I'm not taking dinner since last semester, only at home. I drink nescafe almost every morning and call me 'caffeine- addicted lady'. I'm a girlfriend to future doctor and I'm not as healthy as I should. (Yeah, my stomach IS grumbling).

My mom would kill me if she knows this.

............
not eating dinner tomorrow unless DS serves chicken.

AIRPORT

I spent a night in KLIA with Syazana and Irma.

Picked up some important guides on 'HOW TO SURVIVE YOUR NIGHT IN A PLACE CALLED AIRPORT'
*specifically women*

1. Always keep CHEWING GUMS in your bag or purse since it can eliminate bad breath after a long night.

2. If you're sleepy, just go to the nearest surau and crash in!

3. Buy a magazine. Times would be ideal.

4. Never ever leave your mp3, mp4 or iPod because this is the time when you really need it.

5. If the surau is too cold, sleep with telekung on you. A good heat insulator I guaranteed.

6. If the cleaner chase you away, just crash into the next surau.

COUNTDOWN

Less than 2 weeks..yeah.. really mean it.

After 2nd sem, here are the list of assignments I MUST do:

1. EE Economics - fucking research needs to start during holiday

2. TOK Essay - emotion, logic, examples, case study, yada~
3. World Lit - Okonkwo vs Tuan Gatsby
Which one is more masculine?
Is Okonkwo a loser?

4. IP Thai Trip - passport, money, embassy, activities

5. Laos Project - SPONSORSHIPS!!!

Yup, the life of an IB STUDENT

VAIN

Answering quizzes in FB makes me so vain. Literally. Most of them were true, some were a bunch of bullshit. So, regardless the result turned out to be shitty, I still spend some of my 'precious time, with FB and my own to fulfill my self-satisfaction.

I know, vain.



DO I CARE??

NOPE!!!

APPLICATION

A blazing hot day. Countless, numerous time I said, "PANAS GILER!" Every time I entered the class, I stood under the fan. Didn't help that much. Late for a talk with S. Ordered to sit at the front row. Directly facing the prof. It was about Malay and I spent the entire 2 hours with Physics IB Guide.


I love my laptop very much now. Took this new app from S, originated from Syamil. Lyrics appear on my screen and feels like karaoke. Sing my heat out loud.

Techno-geek is certainly not me. At least I know a fact or two about downloading songs and movies. I allow people to call me 'buta tekno' or the direct translation would 'TECHNO BLIND'.

Struggling to do Chem Lab Report. Gosh! Less than a month before exam and we still have experiments to conduct and reports to write. Syazana and Afif, don't tell me that I don't remind you about this.

Well, exact KMBian.

DUO

I woke up on Sunday and realised it was mom's and Fathul's birthday. Picked up the phone, pressed 6 and called my sweetheart. Received another call from Syazana. Oh, she can wait, I assumed. Later, rang her.

"Naim accident!!"

"Serius?!!"

"Serius!"

"Afif tak main-main la semalam."

Gave Yard a buzz.

"Yard, Naim accident!!"

"Ha! Betul ke?!!"

"Betul."

"Dia dengan sape?"

"Farah"

And somehow, like telefon karat, they (anonymous people) thought it was ME and NAIM who were involved in the mishap.
Quite funny.

Now, I'm missing Naim. TOK and PaI will be less controversial and draggy without him. Azeem is alone, since his bro is resting at home. We were told that Naim had a few stitches on his forehead. I haven't visited him. Planning to do so tomorrow. He will enter the class with a smile, follow by a blank expression and said, "Enjin tak jalan lagi". Not trying to be emotional and sad here.

My dear classmates, if you miss Naim, banyak atau sikit

KEPALA

Masa untuk Bahasa Melayu

Semalam balik rumah dan mendapati bahawa rumah adalah tempat terbaik untuk bernafas. Bak kata Dorothy dalam Wizard of Oz (kalau tak salah), "There's no place like home".
Tengok Hitchiker's Guide to Galaxy dan gelak terbahak - bahak tengok lawak bodoh dan sengal.

Tiba - tiba...

Telefon bimbit berbunyi. Mengganggu kententeraman sungguh. Saya buat tak kisah.

Tiba - tiba..

Bunyi lagi!!
Saya ke meja makan sebab telefon bimbit berada di situ. 2 pesanan ringkas (sms / msg ok) daripada sahabat saya, S dan kekasih hati pengarang jantung, F.

S menulis, "Sumpah A saiko..........".
F tulis apa saya tidak akan beritahu.

Kepelikan minggu ini tidak berhenti hanya di KMB. Malah berlarutan ke rumah. Ok, bukan saya yang pelik tetapi keadaan kawan - kawan saya.

Mungkin anda lihat orang itu sama seperti mana orang lain lihat dia. Tetapi sudut pandangan orang lain melihat dia amat dengan perspektif yang amat berbeza. Bukan perspektif yang belajar dalam Pendidikan Seni...

Dunia untuk dikongsi oleh semua makhluk. Kita jarang sekali dapat mengelak dari terserempak dengan manusia yang memudahkan atau menyusahkan hidup.

HUH.......... (mengeluh)

CHAOS

So imagine, your friends @ classmates are having a fight. Not cat fight. A matured kinda fight.
Let's name them with A and S.

A has something that can destroy S's life. A has the power to create war. It's not a win-win situation. If A goes down, so with S. S goes down, so with A.

You're stuck between them. Because you are the cause of it!!

shit me

WHERE MY HEART SHOULD BE

I want everyone to know how grateful I am to be a part of a perfect family.
My little sister:
Sarah 'Alyaa'
17 yrs old
She is very indecisive about her future. Once a marine architect, the next second a doctor.
Taller
As pretty as me. Not prettier.
We were cat and dog. Now the best sister a girl could have.

My little brother:
Muhammad Adam
9 yrs old
Very certain to be so artistic
The cutest boy I have ever met in my entire life.

Me:
Sarah 'Ainaa
19 yrs old
Geologist- to- be
She loves money, money, money..
Wish to paint the winter sky of South Pole

We have one thing in common. Love makes us inseparable. Love is the remedy for every disease. Love makes us live.

EMPTY

7 favorite persons
1. my mom
2. my dad
3. fathul aizat
4. syazana omar
5. dayana alya
6. sarah 'alyaa'
7. anis azmani

7 favorite items
1. handphone
2. shoes
3. my lappie@laptop
4. my big chunky bangles
5. my carved ring
6. mr hubby bear
7. fathul's necktie

7 missions
1. please pass the IB exam with good points (cut-off point)
2. land a place in BC Uni
3. be a super stylish geologist
4. get married and have kids with youknowho
5. 1 year of travelling
6. make my family happy (cliche, i know)
7. join WWF, fight and protect nature

I wonder if the world is a meeting place where people constantly bump into each other and the next second you realise this person has a connection with an acquaintance or a friend and you can draw a string of web connecting everyone around you. But, you cannot stop the emptiness you feel. It's like a hole, filled with sand and muddy soil and each rain drops will reveal the hole again.

I don't know why but I begin to lose trust on him. Paranoia. I should seek for help.

KISS AND MAKE UP

Let's talk about girlie stuff. Boys, fashion, make up and more boys. I am so grateful to be born as a girl. I have curves though I am not that curvaceous. Regular basis of money spending is on shoes. Seriously. Bored is my biggest, most powerful reason to buy a new pair of shoes. Sorry but that's me. I don't buy super killer heels or extra high wedges because..well, some reasons. Don't mind.

Make up is so cool. You can play with the brushes and palettes and powders and never get sick of it. The golden rule is experiment. Stand in front of the mirror, take your make up bag and dab everything on your face. Haha... It's FUN!!

Play dress up is my dream. I want to have a closet, a monstrous size full of jeans and T-shirts from Ed Hardy and scarfs hanging with wide range of hues. From white to super black. Shoes arranged from 6-inch heels to thongs. And a 4 foot mirror so I can praise and talk to myself in front of it telling how beautiful I am.


dayana and syazana pakai ini. saya tunggu semua
produk habis.

ADOI

Hari ini saya nak tulis dalam Bahasa Melayu. Sebab saya cinta bahasa kebangsaan. Tak nak campur dengan Bahasa Inggeris. Saya amt rasa hidup di KMB telah menyusahkan saya dari segenap penjuru. Tempat hujung dunia keliling kelapa sawit, peraturan macam sekolah asrama yang Langkawi pun tak seteruk itu, dan macam - macam lagi kejadian.

Baru balik dari Kulim buat CAS. Amat penat tahap cipan tak larat nak makan tapi masih diberi makanan dan terpaksa habiskan macam di zoo. Benda - benda yang saya tak puas hati:
1. Bertolak pukul 4 petang, sampai pukul 2 pagi dan kesejukan menggigit tulang.
2. Katil di asrama ada pelbagai tinggalan seperti serangga, rambut dan lain - lain.
3. Cadar tidak disediakan. Maka tidur di atas katil tersebut.
4. Balik dari penang ikut teman - teman Langkawi pukul 3 dan 4 pagi kemudian tidak cukup tidur.
5. Banjir waktu hendak balik dari Kulim. Terpaksa ikut jalan jauh.
6. Elaun Petronas tidak masuk lagi sebab ada masalah dengan akaun dan saya amat perlu jam baru!!
7. Yang amat BUSUK sekali, ketidaktahuan saya menyebabkan Syazana menerima padah...
Padah yang amt tidak bagus.

Lagi sekali, BENCI KMB dan KEHIDUPAN.
Dan Mohamad Fathul Aizat Kamarizan, CEPAT BALIK!!!!!!!!!!!

Odd or Not

It is very amusing to find manners in human can be vary odd, frequently. Let's change our mindset of having the same-gender lab partner. Looking at the same face for 4 sems =2years is a method of mind torture. Unless your lab partner is a super hunk or the prettiest boy in whole college (i don't know anyone with such description).
And it is proven that MATH is for NERDS!! (ni utk hang syamil)
Sometimes I let my mind to wander around the circumstances that had happened and make my own emotional-judgment. The outcome is super academia. Those top scorers can be divided into 2 uniquely differentiated groups. One: hot, athletic, all rounder high achiever that makes his own way to stardom and his articulation ALWAYS manages to melt the girls. Two: study geek with thick lens and always looks around appears to be afraid of eye contact when verbal communication is required. How sad can life be?

Well, I don't mind having to look through his lenses because he's HOT!!
HANDS DOWN

If this is not a TV show character, I would pray that one day my lab partner would be this, again, HOT

Conquering the wold. It may sound a bit scary but this tiny mission in ever-lunatic fantasy land
poisoned my brain and it suffocated a whole lotta time. If Mr. Gingerbread Man dared to voice his intention, I must do the very same thing. I have some missions under my sleeve..(evil laugh)

If the world is my playground and working place at the same time, there will be a number changes that I'll be proud to make. The list, please:
1. From Europe to Asia, it will be named as Sarah's Earth of Luxury and Temptation
2. Australia will have more aborigines than Caucasian, Asians and etc
3. Malaysia shall have her first female Prime Minister, Datuk Seri Sarah 'Ainaa
4. Bottom price sale every month for Levi's, MNG, GUESS, Benefit, Salvatore Ferragmo, COACH. (i know u love this syazana)
5. New buildings in KMB, lalat-free DS, wall of fame for every student AND no pas bermalam/keluar regulation.

Of course, this post is just to satisfy my dream of becoming someone prominent in the naked eyes of human. Currently, Mr. President Obama have the world in his clean hands.

America = World
World = Power

Wishing to be Obama's daughter now..

HUNGER

Hunger is my second best companion.(first is fathul, of course) My ever-unaccomplished resolution, to lose weight, seems to find its way to a dead end. I CAN'T DIET!! Dammit.. If I choose to go on a crash diet, I'll be a walking skeleton in no time. Or to cut down the amount of junk foods is a suicide. Guess I have to be satisfied with my weight AND my figure.

Sometimes, I secretly wished to be taller and curvier. Like Angie. God, she is the MOST PERFECT CREATION. Her eyes are perfectly carved on her face, above the bee-stung lips. Every women wants to have a piece of her. She lands on Brad Pitt's muscular arms and produced a brood of kids and chosen as UN's goodwill ambassador. One lucky girlI want those ARMS!!